Purveyor of libertarian treats

Freshly whipped insurrection

Ice-cold irrational comedy

You want a flake with that?

Fleeting pleasures that will hurt your teeth

With a sticky hand and a sense of remorse, I leave you

I scream! You scream! And yet there is no mercy

Refreshingly bad for you

Your blunts are in the cone, little Johnny

God sent me to spoil your dinner

Made from 100% responsibly-sourced vegans

Made from the milk of human kindness. And tallow. And hooves.