Purveyor of libertarian treats
Freshly whipped insurrection
Ice-cold irrational comedy
You want a flake with that?
Fleeting pleasures that will hurt your teeth
With a sticky hand and a sense of remorse, I leave you
I scream! You scream! And yet there is no mercy
Refreshingly bad for you
Your blunts are in the cone, little Johnny
God sent me to spoil your dinner
Made from 100% responsibly-sourced vegans
Made from the milk of human kindness. And tallow. And hooves.